I've been gone and I owe you a big update. That will come later tonight or tomorrow, but until then I will provide you with a short list of things that happened this last week:

• I drove from NYC to Chicago in one day.
• I got a haircut. Summer 'do.
• I helped my sister move into her new apartment in Chicago.
• I hung out with my little cousins from NYC, who were in Chicago for the weekend.
• I attended the West Wash Pool Party in West Bloomfield, MI. It was amazing.
• I drove back to New York in a new Honda Element. (Pictures coming soon)
• I decided I will definitely be buying a pinball machine when I settle down somewhere.
• I twisted my ankle and I blame you.