I'll have much more to say about this in the morning, but you have to check out ready.gov. It is fucking ridiculous.

I would give you a spiel now, but I'd like to craft something instead of just ramble, so I will go to sleep instead. More in the AM.

UPDATE:
Okay, so I planned to update this yesterday but my site was down for a while, so I couldn't. Now, I don't really want to. Still, I recommend you look at some of the visual guides and question how useful and pertinent these are. I understand they are trying to prepare us, but I don't think this is really helping so much.

You can decide for yourself.