I give in. I've been staying away from the blog so far this week for no particular reason, but I've decided to throw up my arms and say something even if it has no value, importance or entertainment.

I'm getting pumped about my Wheel of Fortune audition this weekend. I know Vanna and Suckjack won't be there, but it will still be interesting. I guess the way it works is I do a little interview so they can check out my personality and my amazing looks, then I do a five minute quiz to see if I can spell. I'm already counting the money.

On another note, the writer of Not Another Teen Movie came to my class the other day to talk about his ascent in the film industry. It was interesting only beause you got to hear how someone rises up in the industry. At the same time, it was fairly self-masturbatory. If you're interested in how it works, I'll tell you the whole story.

Cubs: 1-1. Projected Record: 81-81.