Driving "Rules." This evening nelly and I were driving out to Best Buy and I realized that I really wish that hitting someone with a car just gave them a really bad charley horse or maybe elbow bursitis.

See, people tend to think they are invincible when they jaywalk. Even if a car is coming, they will continue at the same pace for no particular reason. I can't understand why they don't fear the 1-2 ton vehicle hurling towards them at 40 mph. Maybe television has warped their understanding of reality. I think if I could hit them with my car and they flew 100 feet in the air and landed with a sprained ankle, I would consider hitting more pedestrians. So watch out because I watch just as much tv as those jaywalkers do.