When you buy a box of tissues you think, "This is a lot of tissues! It is going to take me months to use these up! I don't think I'll need tissues until next year." Then you get sick. I have used up half of my tissue box in 36 hours. Where does all the snot come from? "Your nose." Yes, I know, my nose, but where does it come from? I mean, it has to be created somewhere? It is a lot frickin' snot, ya know? Anyway, now that I've grossed you out, I will get back to my takehome.
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